Monday, March 30, 2009

Walking In The Sky

So this weekend we embarked on the adventure of going to the Skywalk at the west rim of the Grand Canyon. My stomach wasn't feeling the best so the washboard road for 50 miles there sucked. Once we got there we totally got an ass raping. That's right we bent right over and they stuck it in without the lube. Let me explain. We did some research before we went and it said it would cost you 29.95 a person just to walk on the Skywalk. We knew you had to take a shuttle there because no private vehicles are allowed. I figured like 10 maybe 15 dollars. Nope you have to take the Legacy Tour or whatever it was called. That brought the total up to $75 a person to go out on the Skywalk. I almost wanted to say screw it, but the whole reason we went out there was so Mike could propose to Nicole.
We got to the Skywalk and you can't take anything with you on the bridge. You have to leave everything in a locker. They make you walk through a metal detector just to make sure you aren't smuggling your camera. At first I though you know some asshole had to come up here drop the fancy camera and tried to get the place to reimburse them or something. Then as we were there of course they have "professional" photographers to take your picture for you. Guess how much freaking money we spent there? Well to get all of the proposal pics we had to buy the package and it was $107!!!
That my friend is an ass raping. After I forgot about the pain we had a good time. It was a beautiful thing to see. The Skywalk was super cool. I don't know why but it's like it never really hit me we were actually hanging over the edge.














3 comments:

  1. Nice ass-raping imagery.

    That is a rip-off. Remind me not to go. So how did the proposal go?

    Looks like you had fun!

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  3. LOL so Nichole was just kind of looking around at peoples' blogs and read this post, along with the comments. She calls me and immediately asks, "You don't like Chitty?"

    She thought the comment above was about Nicole. So if anyone else reads this, Mike is NOT a douchebag and Nicole is NOT a whore!

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