Goodbye Forever Common Sense

Subject: An Obituary printed in the London Times - not a joke and makes you think ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights I Want It Now Someone Else Is To Blame I'm A Victim Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Jello Penis And Some Wedding Plans.

So I have been super busy, and then when I wasn't I didn't have access to a computer. So here goes a little of what has been going on. Saturday the 2nd I had my bridal shower and bachelorette party. We had a suite at the South Point hotel. It was really nice! I had a really good time. I will post more pics when I get them.
On Monday the 4th I left with my mom to South Dakota. We went to finalize some wedding details. I got my cake, flowers, and went to the lodge to meet with our wedding coordinator. I am so excited! This is all coming together so nice! It is going to be beautiful.



This is the auditorium that we will be having our wedding reception at. The inside is so pretty.

This is what you will see for our ceremony.

They made me suck it. lol.

This is our giant jello shot. It was yummy peach!