You should try to change your font to black or white, dude... I feel like I need to rip my eyes out of my skull and hold them THISCLOSE to the screen to read ya.
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
Just dropping you a line. Those ugly, orthopedic-lookin' geriatric platform shoes you emailed me?? I think you should buy them and mail them to Stephanie for her birthday this Saturday.
It'd be more than what she's getting from me, that's for damn sure!!
NICE. You know, in a few months, I could be their cover girl.
ReplyDeletesooo hot!!! Gentlmans club, huh? Yummy. Your invitations look great! , tooting your own horn,huh good one!
ReplyDeleteDoes Uncle Ben know about this??
ReplyDeleteYou should try to change your font to black or white, dude... I feel like I need to rip my eyes out of my skull and hold them THISCLOSE to the screen to read ya.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!
ReplyDeleteJust dropping you a line. Those ugly, orthopedic-lookin' geriatric platform shoes you emailed me?? I think you should buy them and mail them to Stephanie for her birthday this Saturday.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be more than what she's getting from me, that's for damn sure!!